PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, let's chat about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your everyday competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, gossip you wouldn't believe! Say when that skater went flying into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a movie scene